Cribs

If anyone reading this ever gets rich or famous enough to have their home shown on MTV Cribs, please spare me the part at the end where most people (not all, but most) say something along the lines of "Get the hell out' my house!" Give me a break. Not even 10 minutes ago, you were all too eager to show us your fancy chandelier, (unopened) bottle of Krystal, expensive "whips" and everything else. So don't pretend like you didn't jump at the chance to flaunt your extravagant lifestyle (and superiority complex) for all of America to see.

Obviously, it would be nice to have that much money though, haha.