As If Blowout Haircuts Weren't Bad Enough Already
Those of you who know me know that I really can't stand the blowout hairstyle that has been sweeping college campuses recently. It looks ridiculous, and the guys who tend to wear this hairstyle also tend to be complete herbs. That being said...
Today in class there were about four seats left when this Gotti-boy wanna-be walks in with his jeans tucked into his boots, his oversized down jacket with the fluffy fur around the edge of the hood, his indoor sunglasses, and of course, the blowout hair cut. He chooses the seat that happens to be directly in front of me. Great. Now I also have the privelege of smelling his knockoff Armani cologne as well. And as if that all wasn't bad enough, I now have a new reason to hate blowout hair cuts: I had trouble taking notes because I couldn't see the chalk board well with Sonic the Hedgehog sitting in front of me. Get a fucking normal hair cut please.
posted by Bryan @ 4:28 PM
29 comments
29 Comments:
wat the fuck are u bitching about, u sound like a complete bitch, so he has a blowout, why are u hating on him. if u dont like then do get that hair cut, stop bitching like u got sand in your pussy!
blow outs arent gay just cuz u cant pay attention in college doesnt mean u make fun of a hair style get a life if i had a tank in front of me i would still take notes i agree with the other guy u got sand in ur vigina
your a pussy bryan get a life you gorilla fuck
I love how the only annonymous comments I get come from guys who probably have blow out hair cuts. Priceless =)
Don't take everything so seriously guys...I think all the "product" you use in your hair is seeping into your brain.
it sound like he stock a dick in your ass!! stop fukin complainin
I'm about to get my first blowout tonight, yeah that's right a blowout bitch
so youre the kid that always gets made fun of by us guidos huh? and u take it out by writing in your little blog? what a tough guy. try saying something next time and see what happens you fucking pussy
ur a fuckin gay ass homo ur probably the biggest fuckin geek in ur class blowouts are cool unlike u dickfuck.
ill rock a blowout till im bald stop worryin about other peoples hair u fuckin faggot
Why in the world do you people care how other people like to wear thier hair. So what, like it even matters, if they are not forceing you to wear your hair like, cant we all find somthing else to cry about. I would never ahte on someone b/c of thier hair cut, thats pretty lame guys...
you are a fuckin pussy. i got a blow out what you gonna do about it white boy. where do u live at so i can fuckin kill u
let me quote you over here "get a normal haircut". Can I ask you this... Who determines what is normal ? You sound like a follower to me. A word of advise for a follower. Go to school, get your degree and keep doing things like every one else. Once you get into your career, complain about how the bosses are evil and CEOs are money hungry, cuz thats a normal what "normal people do right ?
Bryan you really need to write things like this more often. Its nice seeing the posts of illogical hatred.
HAHA look at this little motherfucker tryin to say whats a good haircut..buddy shut the fuck if i wanna get a blowout ill get a blowout...yo fag just cus you blowin ppl doesnt mean u gots to say shit bout the hair
I came across your blog on a completely unrelated googling adventure, but I love the fact that everyone that's raging over your mockery of their hairstyle apparently in addition to having bad hair, can't spell the most basic words in the english language. There's 26 letters out there boys, trying using the rest of them!
so u like makin fun of blowouts huh. why u be hatin just cause their hair is better than yous. yeah i have a blowout and i get girls almost everyday. go bitch about sometin else fool!
ur a fuckin punk ass lil bitch 4 real! who tha fuck hates on us? bitch u made a big mistake...that shit wouldn't even fly if that was me! get it straight bitch...Canettelli mutha fucka!
Ya yo fuck off nd stop haten on other peoples styles. i got a blowout and i bet me and every other guy whos got one gets way more pussy than u eva got. Fuckin bitch
shut the fuck up all you guido fags. You all think your tough as fuck because you uncle knows a guy who might be connected. Fuck You. Come up state one day so I can knock the fuck out of each of every one of you.
HOW BOUT ALL UZ GO FUCK YASELVES
BLOWOUTS R THA SHIT
SPECIALLY SPIKER GEL
ND U NO WUT U KALLIN ME A GUIDO U MUTHA FUCKER
HWO BOUT U GO FUCK UR SELF U WANNA BE ITALIAN MUTHA FUCKER
FUCK UZ ALL
BLOWOUTS R THA SHIT
ND U NO WUT SHUT THE FUCK U PUNK ASS WANNA-B ITALAIN
UR JUST JEALOUS CUZ U PROBALLY IRISH OR WATEVA
FUCK U
go fuck ya motha im 12 years old and i got a blowout liek real italians do i was born in calabria came here when i was 3 so dont strt pullin that racial shit on my you fckin muleniaum
Amazing post. Thank god for pointing out douchebag blowouts. I went to AC this weekend and saw at least 4758 of them. These kids all think they are hard and its hilarious. If you have a blowout, please choke yourself. Thanks.
hey bitch i got a blowout n im connected! my whole family is! what tha fuck you gonna do bout it! huh? get ur own fuckin style...n 2 tha guy who said cum up state...madron carato! u wanna stick sumbody bitch...STICK YA NONNA!!!
hadeed bro chaldean blowouts kill all
chaldean blowouts kill all...
yo shut the fuck up u lil bitch ass bryan....i cant believe u spent the time to write about a guy who had ablowout and how it stopped u from taken notes...u problly just jealous of him which is why yo weer so obsessed with the person that u had to remmber exactly what htey dressed like and looked like...u gots no life...am i right people....this kid is a fukin dork probly with sum lame ass lil boy hiarcut still using a comb n jellin to the side so grandma is happy....go get a life and stop hatin on the blowouts bitc cuz they fukin rock this shit...im out
I hope I never become as defensive about a hairstyle as these people. Watch out for that 12 year old (I'm not sure why his age is mentioned).
Wow dude. It's been a long long time since I've visited your blog. I wish had been viewing this comment frenzy sooner. I laughed so hard that I seriously had a pain in my side.(P.S. I could have abbreviated by using the ever popular "lol" however I've decided to refrain from stooping as low as these neandrathals).
To pose a question to the haters: What makes him any worse than you? You comment on a blog written about blowouts, suprisingly enough to defend your horrible choice in haircuts yet somehow, you are the smarter person.
If you want to follow with the crowd, pick up slutty girls that will be dried up smelly alcoholics in 4 years and pretend to be tough with your fake ass tan(which seems to me like an oxymoron because "fake tans" insinuate "gay" to me. Unless you like the term "fag-sauce" better. Because I sure do) But I digress: go ahead. Because all I know is that if you put more product in your hair in the beginning of the night then you plan to put in a vagina at the end of the night, then you've just completely lost your mind.
Also, all these posts have confirmed my belief that blowout haircuts=sub-par IQ's.
And I'm Irish by the way. And proud of it.
Holler bitches.
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