Sitemeter Referral Funnies

One of the features of Site Meter is the "Referral" statistics. Basically, it tells you how someone came upon your web page (in this case, my blog). An overwhelming amount are from Google searches. I was just looking through the referral pages and came across some really funny stuff. The following are actual searches people did through either Google or MSN and my blog came up as a result:

-->Kirk Fogg (by far the #1 search that led to my page)
-->emo things to put in your aim profile
-->Bathroom Etiquette
-->brooklyn blowout haircut
-->"tiny testicles" jokes
-->toilet flushing etiquette
-->breathalyzer vinegar myth
-->legends of the hidden temple
-->monte carlo deli
-->people who are pro-censorship
-->ricky martin impersonator + fat