I am not a good runner

This picture was taken a few weeks ago; I'm mainly posting it as a test to see what the images will look like. Anyway, while walking home from a party, I decided to race someone while I was solidly intoxicated. I seemed to temporarily forget that it has been months since I have done anything remotely athletic. Apparently I thought my chances of winning this race would be better if I ran barefoot (down the middle of the street). If you look closely you can see that I'm holding my socks in my left hand. I clearly lost the race, and this is how I ended up -- momentarily passed out on someone's lawn in downtown Oneonta. This is now one of my favorite pictures of myself.